This Sunday's Home and Garden Tip

Remember: when applying wallpaper, use industrial strength glue just in case the next home owners would rather take it off.

That is all.

Homewrecker

So... I'm currently dealing with a little competition for my wifes attention. His name is Bailey, he's 12 weeks old and weighs in at 9.5 pounds. Despite my own transgressions, I find it hard to believe that I am less adorable than this little runt who hasn't yet figured out that a kitchen floor is not a toilet. Amongst his other discrepancies, are the thought that socks are a food group, wires are a delicacy, and going outside is for the birds. Furthermore, I believe he is trying to "get me out of the picture.". To do so, he will park right behind me in hopes that I trip and some unfortunate event might occur.

Do not be fooled by his puppy-like demeanor. This guys is dangerous. In fact, I've included a couple pictures so you too will know what to look for and not be fooled as I was.

Bailey on St Patties

When you get a puppy this close to St. Patties Day, you have to give him an Irish name. So, meet Bailey! He fly's into us from his breeder tomorrow, but she was nice enough to provide some pictures ahead of time. In the meantime, this St.Patricks day... um... thing co-stars Maya, Ryan, Nathaniel, and um... some chimpanzee.

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